Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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