some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
this is an emotional support booty call
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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