I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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