He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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