You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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