I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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