Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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