oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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