bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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