if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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