I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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