Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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