I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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