Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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