I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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