so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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