There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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