found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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