I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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