Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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