Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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