so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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