why didn't you poke me back
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my shit smells like andre
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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