what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Come on in and take your pants off
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