i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I think my moral compass just broke
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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