So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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