How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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