Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
