You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
We named our party play list daddy issues
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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