if only i could text you this smell
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
