he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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