I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My vagina just clenched in fear
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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