Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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