Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Everything about him screamed your future.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He shit in the fireplace
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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