WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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