So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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