I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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