I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Can I color on your dick again?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
