10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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