We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
My liver just had a heart attack.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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