Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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