Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dick very happy bro
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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