Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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