they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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