I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
worst night to have a conscience
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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