Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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