But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I faked an abortion last night.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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