..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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