the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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