i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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