Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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