i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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