When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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