I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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