didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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