please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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