You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
