Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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