But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
they need to just BURY HIM!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
