So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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