I wish i was in the wii world.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You are the jesus of drinking
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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